1998 Euclid


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Review by: governor_judy on 3/7/2005

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I was the governor of the State of Montana for one term. During that time, I wanted to associate with the people who helped elect me, which meant that for breakfast, I had to search for a place that catered primarily to morons. I found an early-meal home at the Red Roof Cafe on the outskirts of Helena, and enjoyed it as often as possible during my tenure in office. Being a redneck myself, I was glad to hear that the patrons of the Red Roof Cafe spoke only of AM talk radio, the lack of minorities in Montana and how much they hated (feared) Bill Clinton. Of course, with the election of the Greatest President This Country Has Known (W), the conversation at the Red Roof got livelier. Unfortunately, though, we are a group of knuckledraggers, which prevented us from lifting the coffee cups to our lips or holding utensils for eating. Now we meet just to talk at each other, shoring up support for right-wingers in a state that has just elected a Democratic majority in the legislature and the Governor's office. I miss the good old days, but it's still a pleasure to meet at the Red Roof Cafe, feeling safe and secure among other people who have a collective I.Q. lower than most room temperatures!

Oh - by the way!

Have an omelette here! Although the word 'omelette' is French, don't let that scare you away from trying the Denver! REALLY yummy!!

Award Nomination: Best Bargin Breakfast

Review #4616Review by: stevend1224 on 7/10/2002

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Great place for breakfast! Good Coffee!

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Reviews submitted here are meant to pertain to breakfast only. While Mr Breakfast cannot vouch for the validity of each restaurant review, he feels pretty good vouching for the excellent character of the residents of Helena, Montana - who are primarily responsible for the review(s) you see above for Red Roof Cafe.