On highway 99 in Hazel Dell


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(2 out of 5)

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(2 out of 5)

Review by: MrBreakfast.com Visitor on 4/21/2017

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Worst place I have Ever eaten at! Place was filthy and food was greasy and just thrown on the plate with No Customer Service Whatsoever! I will NEVER go here again...

Award Nomination: Hugest Dump

Review #25470Review by: MrBreakfast.com Visitor on 12/24/2009

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Service is poor and food mediocre. It wasn't clean and their health department inspections reflect that. I can't see how a place like that stays in business.

http://www.clark.wa.gov/public-health/food/inspections.html

Look it for yourself.

Award Nomination: Hugest Dump

Review #18834Review by: MrBreakfast.com Visitor on 10/9/2008

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I have tried this restaurant several times, trying to give them the benefit of the doubt for the initial so-so meal there. Breakfast is just OK (how can you mess that up?); lunch selections are over priced and of poor quality. For example, their version of a tuna "salad" sandwich is tuna fish swimming in mayo between two slices of bread (no lettuce or tomato) with your choice of a side for around $7.00. Not money well spent.


Review #15059Review by: MrBreakfast.com Visitor on 6/4/2007

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This is the Nastiest place I have ever eaten at! Not only was it dirty looking, but the food was soooo Greasy that is was literally sliding around on the plate. DISGUSTING! And The cook had no idea what a club Sandwich was. Even though it was on the menu. We sent the roast beef sandwich that was supposed to be a Club and got a turkey sandwich in return. Responce of the waitress was "Oh, I guess he doesnt know how to make a club". Excuse me??? It was left at that. Cant have one cause the cook doesnt know what it is... INSANE!!! I will never eat there again.

Award Nomination: Hugest Dump

Review #10529Review by: Mrs.Breakfast on 11/11/2005

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i know the cook. his street name is poopy johnny. need i say more??

Award Nomination: Hugest Dump

Review #6222Review by: EspressoME on 7/18/2005

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The goal of this restaurant is not only to feed it's customers--but to feed them well. You'll never leave the restaurant hungry... most breakfasts are so large they are served on pizza pans. Never fear, they do offer 1/2 or even 1/4 sized of their menu items.

Award Nomination: Best Bargin Breakfast

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Reviews submitted here are meant to pertain to breakfast only. While Mr Breakfast cannot vouch for the validity of each restaurant review, he feels pretty good vouching for the excellent character of the residents of Vancouver, Washington - who are primarily responsible for the review(s) you see above for Fatty Patty's.